How to really break up with someone

You don’t have to say it again and again

Sometimes it doesn't work;

You can try not talking to him for a while

But it’s difficult to forget a face so beautiful;

Try hating him for no reason

But you’ll end up hating yourself;

Try, if you can, to fall in love with someone else

But we all know the Ross/ Russ story*;

Ask me how to really break up with someone

And I’ll tell you

Tell him the truth

He’ll run away.

*refer to Friends, Season 2 Episode 10